Sponsored Farting - Fart for your Heart
For those who enjoy a spot of schoolboy humour you will be delighted to read this - I don’t care old I get, farting will still be funny - and here’s the good news:
Farting is good for you!
Until now the saying “farting is a great delight - it warms the bed on a frosty night” - was a lone voice is the benefits of farting have been limited to
Not only is farting funny but now latest research indicates that the more noxious the guff the lower your blood pressure is likely to be - see farts lower blood pressure.
Finally affirmation of the classic headstone rhyme:-
Let the wind free where’er you may be
for ’twas the wind that killeth me
and concludes….
church or chapel
let it rattle
Make the most of farting - raise money!
Sponsored Farting
This year there will be a Sponsored Fart during which master blasters will see who can be “Top Trumps” whilst trying to raise money for patch-eyed Pudsey and BBC Children in Need.
What makes you Fart?
Without going into too much science - you can get a full blow down here - What makes us fart? we have selected our fart fodder of choice that meets both seasonal and environmental guidelines.
This year most crops in the garden have suffered due to lack of warmth and sunshine along with lots of rain. One of the easiest things to grow is Jerusalem artichokes - a relative of the sunflower it towers until late into October/November and its earthy roots are ready for harvest just when you need them most- for wholesome hearty autumn fart fodder.
Rest assured - the Pasty Muncher will be farting with the best of ‘em.
Well, I guess I have a good reason to let loose now! Hahaha. I read the blood pressure article, and it’s very . . . interesting? Gotta say though, I love the graphic with your post . . . even though I have to keep scrolling down so my colleagues cannot see it!
I just had to breeze by to leave a note saying that this post is not a real stinker, but instead it’s a breath of fresh air. There’s a thick cloud that normally hovers over posts of this type, but in this case you’ve slid one by that doesn’t stink up the whole internet. Fart On!
I did a huge fart this morning and my BP is considerably lower - LOL excellent post. Thanks.
Hahaha , very cool post. I wonder if it’s possible to get a group of people and make a sort of fart choir making mini fart songs with different souding farts.
And your right farting is good for the body , every time I fart I feel so much better and more relaxed
-Dino Delellis
I just hope all this farting will be done in a wide open space with a lot of wind blowing,
Just imagine this being done in a closed area and everyone is farting , Gad!! talk about a gas chamber experience^^
Farting is natural and we all do it, however have you ever noticed how you sometimes like the smell of your own blend but absolutely hate others?! Weird.
sounds like fun to me where is it at jjrk30@gmail.com
@ #6 comment.
That’s just gross!
But this post while disgusting, also made me laugh.
That picture is hilarious.
WHAT? Obviously this is some kind of Caliufornia Aroma Therapy Hippie Shit crap. Hey blow it out your hippie a**!
I hope all this farting will be done in a wide open space with a lot of wind blowing,
Just imagine this being done in a closed area and everyone is farting ,
My husband’s been claiming that farting is good for you for a long time now…I ignored him. But now, I see he was right. It’s a sad day.
i just wonder if someday theirs an article about farting that is good for the heart.hehe
It’s a little embarrassing, but one of my favorite books is a fart book - it literally makes me laugh out loud! I don’t know why farts are so funny, but they are. And now we knwo they are good for you too!
Geez, can someone point me to the article? Anyway, I’ve to tell my mum about this! She has high blood pressure and this info will really do her good
and her guffs reek to high heaven.
I don’t care what people are saying about farting lower your blood pressure. I know it is true, becuase I can just feel the relief and that alone makes it worth it. LOL Great Article, I will gas it on.
Top trumps!
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This is way funny. I am a female, and I have never been ashamed of farting in front of friends or boyfriends. I would rather fart and feel the shame, then not fart and feel the pain.
you are right Advance, one should fart and feel the shame( although i don’t feel so) rather than feeling pain.
Finally something to justify farting. I’m happy now
Trump away!
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