Boost Your Assets – Booty Pop Padded Panties

Padded Ladies Underwear

A fascination with the hind-quarters of celebrities is fueling a booming market for underwear that amplify the tush. Booty Pops or Wonderbutts – see the video – are the latest women’s fashion accessory that have egg shaped foam pads to create a fuller backside.

Forget hours of agonising training and gym work to develop a fuller derrière – slip on a pair of the padded panties and you are transformed becoming “Bootylicious”

High street shops in the UK such as Marks & Spencer are stocking shapewear within their ladies underwear departments but this tends to be more about overall size reduction and slimming with ranges such as magic pants so it would appear that these butt boosters are primarily for the US market

An American commented:

We have an obesity problem in the country and this is all we need… to make our fat back sides look even bigger.

I’m thinking this won’t be that big a seller since most adults could stand to lose a few in the posterior rather than gain.

I’m told that padded bottom underwear was fasionable in Paris in the 1950′s.

See how those fellows look at me, I have a well fixed behind (estoy bien dispachada atras)

There’s nothing wrong with a woman who feels sexy and confident about herself. Make-up, bras, heels, bum boosters are all tools of the trade just like a nice suit and tie, cufflinks, a good shave and polished shoes are for men.

I do hope the women wearing these butt pads have a sense of humor about it and readily admit to wearing them if questioned.

Egg-Shaped Foam Padded Panties?

Wouldn’t they get a little warm and sweaty and retain body odors?

FAKE

No matter how you cut this thing, it still comes down to false advertising. Fake booty, fake resumes, fake military medals, fake or altered biographies, fake this, fake that, fake everything.

Booty Pop projects it will sell close to 1 million pairs of padded ladies underwear this year

My wine journey began at 16 one Saturday afternoon in the garden with a pint of my parent’s home made peapod otherwise known at the time as “Mad Dog”. The wine stayed with me only briefly, and I won’t attempt to describe the myriad of senses and flavours that were involved. Fortunately my first experience was not a harbinger of wines to come.

Since then I’ve managed to drink many wines, mostly with better flavors than the first. But after all of these years and wines, I have still feel a bit uncomfortable expressing how I felt about a particular bottle, especially after hearing people describe the same wine as “flowing with chocolate and cinnamon, intermixed with blah, blah, blah”.

Perhaps my palate died on the lawn. In any case, I’ll leave the lengthy descriptions to those with better imaginations than me and stick with more elegant descriptions like “it’s nice” or “not bad”

BTW Beer is better!

Americans have contests to contest who can shove more food into themselves (with their nations problem with obesity and other parts of the world starving).

By attaching its name to the ultimate in overdoing it, Pepto, which is owned by Procter & Gamble, may have found a receptive audience. “[Competitive] eaters have been using it for years,” said George Shea, chairman of Major League Eating, the event organizer…. Sauce

It is a sad commentary on our society. That they have a “major league eating” that can actually exist as an organization is even a sadder commentary .

However I believe in a free market, and defend the right of people to engage in any commerce they desire. The most important market is that of ideas. To be “frank” , hot dog eating contests are among the “wurst” entertainments in the culture, though they seem to be “on a roll.” I do not “relish” such events, have never “mustard” any interest, and hope the participants “ketchup” with better alternatives.

A funny NY Post headline from many years ago: “blokey (can’t remember the name) wins by a nose.” The winner stuffed his mouth so much that bits of hot dog were coming out through his nostrils!

Relax in a Moonlight Flower Garden

Summer brings expecations of balmy evenings sitting outdoors in the garden sipping refreshing drinks wearing loose clothing and enjoying the peace – all very well for most but consider those with less regular working patterns – seasonal workers may be required to stay on to satisfy customer demands at tourist attractions, IT technicians who work long into the night running system updates sweltering in server rooms installing financial software so essential treasury management system will be effective next day.

Folks who return home after dark should plant white flowers (or salmon pink, which also shows up well in the dark) around their walkway and front steps. Planters or beds near a deck or porch where folk sit after dark can be planted with salmon pink, white, or silvery foliage plants. All this can be done on a small scale, to add great pleasure to evenings at home, without planting a full garden for evenings.

Don’t forget Evening Primrose (Oenothera).

The common Evening primrose (yellow) makes a delightful evening flower display. It is a tall biennial and looks like a weed (in some places it IS a weed), but a whirl of new bright yellow blossoms opens on every plant every evening just after sunset – you can watch them POP open in a few seconds.

The blooms have a rich dark scent of musk and fresh ground black pepper, a strong draw to their pollinator of choice, ghost-like hawk moths the size of hummingbirds.

Come morning the flowers will shrivel, unless the day is cool and overcast…

But evening will bring a fresh new round, and will do so for two months or more.