Marmite Squeezey – Watered Down Rip Off

No Jar Marmite Rip Off

marmite teapot

Q: How can you charge more for less product?

A: Marmite Squeezy! – Watered down marmite in a ‘funky’ squeezy bottle and charge more for the convenience.

Marmite – a stiff substance sometimes refered to as discharge from Satans bottom is now squeezable – only by modification can it be possible to squeeze Marmite.

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On January 31st, 2010 at 3:34 pm, Anne Moss said:

Ewwww. Imagine anyone sipping it down like tea….

My first introduction to Marmite was two decades ago or so, when my Australian penpal (can you imagine that? real letters!) came to visit. Each morning, he would bring out a jar of this yucky stuff to spread over his toast.
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