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More Wine?

The wine stayed with me only briefly, and I won’t attempt to describe the myriad of senses and flavours that were involved.

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Leather Seats On Planes No Thanks

Leather seats on planes are hot and make people sweat … won’t that be sweet? It will also be more difficult to muffle escaping gas

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Boom Boom Drench The Room

BOOM! in a milisecond my hands were empty – the bucket was no where to be seen, my friend was stood on one leg with one eye closed dripping all down one side with sticky purple

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