Sometimes a piece of work comes along that begs the phrase – “always a pleasure, never a chore” and that was the case when recently I took and voice message that said “pasty we read your Kylie’s Pants article – and asked “can you knock up a few lines about lingerie and call it No Knickers?”

Knickers Off – Express Lingerie Removal

It turned out however that I misheard and the task was to share a few thoughts about Knickers and complile a feature on a blokes perspective on getting into them – or more accurately getting her into knickers – the icing on the lingerie cake – Know Knickers.

Some men enthuse about girls wearing no knickers but I’ve always been under the firm belief that a woman wearing a well chosen pair of knickers is like luxury gift wrap around a special present.

Watch this video to know your knickers:

At last spring has arrived and thoughts turn to hot sunny days, warm long evenings and of course fun filled holidays.

Now winter blues are truly behind us its time to check out the latest lingerie trends and discover the latest types of knickers on the market this summer.

With a bit of research you’ll find panties can be a lot sexier than you think, no longer are knickers confined to being plain briefs in black or white – this season’s underwear should be uplifting and happy whilst looking great and making you feel good.

Colour

Choose zesty bright yellow and orange colours that are bursting with vitality, or vivid fuchsia along with passionate hot reds for seductive style. Careful choice of ladies underwear and lingerie this summer and the colour of your knickers can add a feeling of joy and happiness each time you open your drawer to choose a pair of knickers from your underwear collection.

Fabric

The great news is that the look this summer is both chic and comfortable. This season’s hot pants are made from luxurious fabrics like cool fine cotton, sheer chiffon, sensual silks and satins trimmed with charming lace,

Patterned Knickers

A word of warning about patterns – be careful what you choose to wear where and when.

Spotty pants are fun for daytime wear but if the evening is going to be more sophisticated then consider changing into a more luxurious pair of knickers.

Lingerie in animal print patterns suit very few skin types are often thought of as common.

Panties with slogans written across the front might appeal as a fun purchase but look decidedly cheap when worn.

Many floral designs are available and you can enjoy wearing seasonal flowers – in Springtime for example you could have tulips pressed up against your cheeks or a Gladioli in your gusset.

Types of Knickers

Briefs – possible the most commonly worn knickers and give full coverage of both front and rear – but with some modification the humble brief can become a high fashion item of lingerie.

Hipsters

Hipster knickers are an even shorter type of boy shorts that cuts off above the thigh and are ideal for comfort when wearing hipster jeans.

Low rise hipsters give  the same coverage and are great for women who prefer a lower waist band.

Boy Shorts

Boy shorts reveal a little more at the back and are very popular now. Because they sit so low on the waist, boy shorts flatter the figure of women with short torsos and visually lengthen your torso.

French Knickers

Oh la la – French knickers – a sexy loose fitting knicker with similar coverage to the brief. Usually silk or satin – perfect for the bedroom – French knickers are comfortable and glamorous – a truly luxurious piece of lingerie.

French knickers come in a wide range of styles – frilly Burlesque, sheer retro vintage or classic traditional patterns, French knickers are highly popular as special occasion wear. Whatever your preference at least one pair of quality French Knickers is a must in any sexy womens lingerie collection.

Thongs and strings

Reports show a decline in the number of women wearing thongs and strings – there wick like qualities will not be missed during a sweltering summer and this summer it is expected there will be a rise in sales of tanga knickers.

Tanga Knickers

The tanga is a mixture of the brief and thong – offering full coverage of the rear with a narrow waistband – sometimes called Brazilian knickers – can be flattering and sensual whilst remaining comfortable throughout the day

Little Miss Prissy interviewed the Pasty Muncher for a blokes view of women’s underwear – she should have known better – Pasty concluded

MUNCH ON!

It clearly isn’t sufficient to splash out on some luxurious stylish bedding duvet covers – see I want Kylie at home but now I need to study the various types of curtains that will block the light from penetrating into the bedroom, reduce the noise coming in and add privacy – there’s a bloke across the way who spends a little too much time looking in our direction….but that’s not for here.

Other than the “feel like a set of curtains” joke I know nothing about home fabrics and their use in window furnishing. Furthermore following a quick scan on the web I doubt I’ll ever get to appreciate the finer points of “dressing” your windows with ready made voiles and choosing appropriate holdbacks, tassels or tiebacks.

Pull yourself together. There are a couple of reasonable articles “out there” that aren’t simply trying to sell products of worse scrimp a couple of bob from Adsense and with a little patience and application the task ahead doesn’t seem too daunting.

Ready made curtains or make your own.

Threadheads offered this video how to DIY your curtains but lets face it this is best left for them that know one end of a needle from the other so ready-made they shall be. Simple so far so Jade Goody.

Track, rails or curtain poles

Once measured and ordered you then have to decide which method of hanging is suitable. Although even well fitted curtain poles look stylish they will often leave a gap between wall and fabric so the pesky noise and light gets through in the early morning whereas curtain tracks and rails allow the fabric to almost stick to the wall practically creating a blackout effect if the fabric is right.

The post focused on the unfortunate choice of branding selected for the Kylie at Home Bedding Range of Duvet Covers etc but I can see the association with Kylie may indicate that I may well be a “showgirl” fan and find myself getting excited about fabrics and home furnishing.

Well even a Pasty Muncher needs creature comforts and why shouldn’t that include an eye for home interior design? And what full blooded chap wouldn’t want to “slip into Kylie at home” when there’s such a stunning range of contemporary duvet cover designs available.

Even this article detailing how to choose bedding concludes that a perfect example of a stylish bedroom linen set would be something from the “Kylie at home” bedding range – not these mistaken rubbersheets on blushingbuyer.co.uk

You can see the current range of “Kylie at Home” bedding ideas and products at Terrys Fabrics online.

But search for “Kylie’s Pants” and its not just the famous gold under crackers that turns up

Kylie products it seems are everywhere – Kylie bed sheets, pillow and Kylie duvet covers are all part of an extensive incontinence product range. The range also includes Kylie pants which are available in many sizes however it seems the Gold or Lame pants are not available.

Kylie Pants

Ultra feminine, washable incontinence pants cut high at the leg. Just like normal underwear with the additional security of a built in pad to give comfort, style, confidence and discretion.

Ultra Stylish Ladies washable incontinence pants with built in pad.

For light to moderate bladder weakness/ incontinence (drops or small losses).

Benefits of Kylie Pants

• Built in pad for security.
• Look and feel like normal underwear.
• Machine washable.
• Can be tumble dried on low temperature.
• High quality, full fitting polycotton brief.
• Special “one way” liner to keep you dry.
• Patented stitching system to prevent leakage.
• Available in a choice of 3 sizes.