Posts filed under: crap

Banksy Art My Arse – Banksy Vs Bristol Museum Crap Exhibition

People of Bristol must be incandescent with rage at the utter failure of the staging of this crap exhibition of Banksy Art in a dreadfully inadequate venue....

Twitter Ye Not – Twat Twitters

I’ve had occasion to dabble in social networking sites before but a recent visit to a top 10 things about stuff sites featured alongside top changes 2009 (only 8 so far – what is the world coming to) was top...

Gifts – Thank You Letter

Christmas, we are told, is time for giving. January is time for taking back. Even though reports of poor sales on the run up to Christmas many people still found it in their hearts to hunt down “a little something”...

Woolworths Wonderland: Pick n Mix, Toys & Shoplifting

Crap Shop Woolworths in trouble 2009 – Liverpool’s claim to be the European City of Culture coincides with the 100th anniversary of Woolworths opening their first UK shop in the City. Famous for its shoplifting appeal to school children who...

Pickfords – Crap Removal Company

Pickfords – A Crap Removal Company Halloween – the day of the long awaited office move…. Having endured the nuisance of packing up a few bits and bobs the previous day and unplugging various cables and computer bits whilst suffering...

Crap Banks | NatWest is a Crap Bank

Behind the media guff about “the credit crunch” crisis am I alone in failing to see the most relevant headline being used: Banks are CRAP Here’s my experience of a crap bank – Nat West – feel free to share...